| Jatz Crackers | |
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| Episode No. | 1 |
| Air date | February 26, 2017 |
| Next | "Branch of Olive" |
| Credits • Gallery • Transcript | |
Jatz Crackers is the 1st episode of the 1st season of The Real Housewives of Sydney. It is the 1st overall episode of the Sydney franchise.
Official Synopsis[]
Google Play Store: "The series opens with Victoria Rees and Krissy Marsh speeding along the sparkling New South Wales coastline, en-route to beautiful Coogee in a stunning convertible Porsche (of course!) to meet Krissy’s friend Nicole O’Neil. Property princess and ex-model Krissy Marsh (46) lives in Double Bay with her three children Billy, Nicco and Milana. Her husband Johnny still lives abroad in China, but visits when he can."[1]
Summary[]
In the premiere episode of the Sydney franchise, we meet the wives. Krissy Marsh is the first introduced. She runs a real estate agency and had just gotten back from living Shanghai with for two years. Krissy's husband Johnny, still resides in China for business, while Krissy lives in Double Bay with her kids.
Krissy Marsh and Victoria Rees meets at Coogee Pavilion for a drink and talk about Victoria's dating life. Victoria and Krissy met through their kids attending the same school. Victoria is an active investor in medical grade silicone and has a passion for art. The ladies started talking about Nicole O'Neil, who is technically related to Krissy as Krissy's sister's husband and Nicole's father are cousins. They met back in Krissy's real estate days. Nicole arrives to join the ladies.
Nicole had just moved back to Sydney from London after residing there for eight years. Nicole's husband Adam is staying in London while Nicole lives in Sydney with the daughters. An high school education in Australia prompted the move back to Sydney. Nicole described herself as growing up privileged, and while talking about her luxurious experiences, rubbed Victoria in the wrong way. Nicole is having a welcome back party to Australia and she invited Victoria to attend. Others in attendance is Lisa Oldfield. Nicole met Lisa through Nicole's dad's affiliaction with Lisa's husband. Lisa is being described by Victoria as the "female version of Donald Trump". Lisa is bringing her friend Athena X Levendi to the event. Victoria calls Athena "Jatz Crackers" meaning "crazy", which leaves a bad impression on Nicole.
Matty Samaei is the next wife introduced. We meet her daughters and partner of three years, Michael. She owns a medispa called Medispa by Matty. Lisa visits the Medispa for microdermabrasion treatment. Now we meet Lisa, who has experience in mergers and acquisition and moved to the country side with her family. Lisa's husband David, is one of the founding member of One Nation, a conservative party in Australia. Nicole calls the ladies to talk about her party and relayed Victoria's opinion on Lisa's husband to Lisa, which involved the rumor of Pauline Hanson, another member of One Nation's alleged affair with Lisa's husband. Nicole also brought up Victoria's comment about Athena.
We meet Athena next, she works for her family business, Levendi Jewellers. She is spiritual and likes art. Melissa Tkautz, singer and actress, is introduced next.
The ladies are getting ready for Nicole's welcome home party, Victoria reiterated her opinions on Athena and Nicole, and Lisa's husband's affair rumors. Athena, Matty, and Lisa rides together to the party, Lisa mentions Victoria's comment about Athena. Athena seems unbothered and states half of the Australia had made the same comment regarding the rumor about Lisa's husband.
Athena X wearing the fish net cape
As the party commences, tension grows between Krissy and Athena as their banter goes sour. Lisa takes shots at Krissy when she made a comment during Lisa's speech. Krissy and Victoria breaks apart from the group to talk about what had just happened with Athena and Lisa. Lisa and Krissy continues their banter as the group reconvened. Victoria joins the discussion and Athena brings up the "Cracker Jatz" comment, Lisa also joins in regarding her husband's rumor. Athena and Lisa breaks away from the group. Victoria confronts Nicole about relaying the "Jatz Cracker" comment and Lisa's husband's rumors. Matty brings up on the ride to the event Athena and Lisa brought up that Victoria was overweight in her youth. Athena and Lisa rejoined the group, and Victoria confronts them about the weight comment, argument ensued with Krissy joining. In attempt to defuse the situation, Victoria asked Athena if she can try on her fish net cape, which had been the topic of the interest for the night, Victoria proceeded to throw the cape into the ocean then storming off with Krissy in tow.
Starring[]
Main Housewives[]
Quotes[]
- Victoria: "I don't think I'm better than anyone else, but I always have been."
- Victoria: "she (Lisa Oldfield) is basically the female version of Donald Trump."
- Athena: "I'm 80% vegan."
- Athena: "Meditating is what connects me to pure source, and that's almost like a telephone between me and God, communicating."
- Athena: "In my last life, I was a female. It wasn't a very good life, but it was good I did a lot of clearing."
- Lisa: "It was very hard to make a first impression about Victoria, it was only when I looked down, then I first saw her."
- Athena: (to Victoria) "What are you offended about? That you were a fat little girl when you were little?"
- Athena: (to Krissy) "She called me f***ing crazy, you idiot!"