|Place of Origin||Cheshire, UK|
|Series||The Real Housewives of Cheshire|
| ||I’m a domestic goddess. I don’t listen to anything anyone tells me, because it’s all about me.|
| ||It's okay to put your foot in it, as long as you are wearing fabulous shoes .|
| ||Money can't buy you love; it buys you shoes, handbags and diamonds.|
| ||It's time for me to experience the sweet smell of success.|
| ||I don't mean to be rude. I just am.|
| ||I may have two faces, but they both look fabulous.|
| ||I’m sassy, I’m brassy but I’m always classy.|
Lauren Simon is a Cheshire housewife.
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